The Limerick Sandwich

I so desired dear Penny from the panto,

But she married a postman from Llandudno,

Thought I'd stamp on his khaki sack,

And steal his sweet Penny back,

For endless love and nights of The Roy Hudd Show.



She wore a pillar box hat,

For those nights in with our dog Fido,

It sure enlivened the sex at our flat,

And afternoons down Droitwich Lido.



But one day a plumber called to look at her vinyls,

He said , ' I'm a gynaecologist , but I aint passed me finals,'

Then he inspected her piping,

Said ' Hey luv 'ows yer typing ? '

Now she works on the administration side of urinals.